The latest trend in weddings is cell phone usage. Really ... for a number of purposes.
Now I have had the occasional calls in the middle of a ceremony. Even the ones that people actually answer and talk during the ceremony. Even have had that person talking on the cell phone the groom: "I'm saying I DO right now! No. Really! Right now! Okay, I'll call you later. Bye." But that is not the cell phone usage I am talking about.
Video: I am seeing more and more cell phones recording the ceremony and putting it up on Facebook or Youtube before the ceremony is even done.
Photo: Cell phone pix have been used for years but more and more I see less and less cameras and more and more cell phones taking pictures from the audience.
Communication: NOW the lastest is live Skyping happening during the ceremony so those not able to make it to the wedding can see and hear the ceremony AS IT HAPPENS. It was wild, two different phones aiming at me and the couple as they exchanged vows.
The funnest wedding with cell phones was a wedding of just me and the couple and 5 cell phones. I don't know where they got 5 of them but we put them on a pedistal close to us as they exchanged vows so their family could hear what is going on. When I pronounced them husband and wife there was a distorted scream from the speaker phones as they celebrated too. Then to top it off the camera man aimed at the cell phones and said, "Okay every one, smile!"
The Wedding Expert: Steve's wedding advice after thousands of weddings officiated
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
The Perfect Husband
I thought this was funny, so I will share it with you....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
Saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....
The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
Saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....
The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Friday, August 27, 2010
Pick your songs WISELY
There are some songs that us Officiates get EXTREMELY tired of. Some songs are played over and over again by couples as THEIR song. But we Officiates have heard it so often that not only can we sing along with it, we have already made up our own words to it. (You should hear my rendition of "From this Moment" by Shania Twain)
But it is YOUR wedding and you pick the song that is meaningful to YOU. Don't worry about us officiates when you pick it. But let me give you some friendly advise about the song selection.
First: watch the length of the song. I have had 5 minutes songs played and it doesn't matter how great that song is because 5 minutes is a long time for you to be staring at each other. Here's the test: Play the song with you and your fiance holding hands and looking at each other. If you can hold hands, face each other and NOT LAUGH for the length of the song then it is okay. If you are bored or start laughing after the first verse then shorten it or pick a different song.
Second: DO SOMETHING while the music is playing. Music is great for the processional and recessional but in the middle it can be distracting. So if you have music IN your wedding do it during the Candle lighting ceremony or Sand ceremony or as you pass flowers to the moms and grandmothers but to just play it without action will get boring quickly and chances are one of you groomsmen will act up - YOU know the one...
Third: LIVE music is much better than recorded music. Having a friend play or sing is SO MUCH better. Then you can stand and look at your friend and the audience will appreciate it even more. Whether they sing or play an instrument it is much better live.
Fourth: Save the fun songs for the end NOT the beginning. Most of your family and friends expect and appreciate a reverence for the ceremony at the beginning but when it is done then it is party time. Save your fun song for the end and do your meaningful ones at the beginning. My daughter played "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife ..." at the end of her wedding and it was fun and all enjoyed the joke but to play that at the beginning would not have gone over with the family well.
Fifth: Pick a song that MEANS something. I have listened to a lot of songs that are great songs but I and the audience are left scratching our heads as to why you picked that song. Pink's "This is my Vietnam" might be a great song but probably not appropriate for a wedding.
Pick your music wisely!
But it is YOUR wedding and you pick the song that is meaningful to YOU. Don't worry about us officiates when you pick it. But let me give you some friendly advise about the song selection.
First: watch the length of the song. I have had 5 minutes songs played and it doesn't matter how great that song is because 5 minutes is a long time for you to be staring at each other. Here's the test: Play the song with you and your fiance holding hands and looking at each other. If you can hold hands, face each other and NOT LAUGH for the length of the song then it is okay. If you are bored or start laughing after the first verse then shorten it or pick a different song.
Second: DO SOMETHING while the music is playing. Music is great for the processional and recessional but in the middle it can be distracting. So if you have music IN your wedding do it during the Candle lighting ceremony or Sand ceremony or as you pass flowers to the moms and grandmothers but to just play it without action will get boring quickly and chances are one of you groomsmen will act up - YOU know the one...
Third: LIVE music is much better than recorded music. Having a friend play or sing is SO MUCH better. Then you can stand and look at your friend and the audience will appreciate it even more. Whether they sing or play an instrument it is much better live.
Fourth: Save the fun songs for the end NOT the beginning. Most of your family and friends expect and appreciate a reverence for the ceremony at the beginning but when it is done then it is party time. Save your fun song for the end and do your meaningful ones at the beginning. My daughter played "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife ..." at the end of her wedding and it was fun and all enjoyed the joke but to play that at the beginning would not have gone over with the family well.
Fifth: Pick a song that MEANS something. I have listened to a lot of songs that are great songs but I and the audience are left scratching our heads as to why you picked that song. Pink's "This is my Vietnam" might be a great song but probably not appropriate for a wedding.
Pick your music wisely!
Friday, June 25, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Wacky Weddings: The Body Builders
I thought the guy was scary but when I met the bride I thought I was in trouble. I am a pretty big guy but this bride had my biceps by a few inches and hers were firm with the veins popping out of them. The Wedding Dress was essentially Spandex with a veil.
The groom filled out his tux but because of the body shape his muscles forced him to get a few sizes bigger than what looked good. So while his arms were tight and ready to split some seams, the tux didn't follow his 24 inch waist and so he looked almost comical.
The guests were similarly buffed up and filled with tattoos. I just got the feeling that if I said one wrong word or one joke that no-one laughed at; I would be crushed. Literally.
So with trepidation I began the service. The wedding planners at the chapel backed out of the door carefully once we started to run to the safety of the video room. They wanted to watch to see if I was going to make it through unscathed.
I got to the vows and the groom couldn't say them. He began blubbering like a small child and I ended up putting my hand on his shoulder to say "It's alright..." The bride teared up and then so did most of the guests. He could bench press a thousand pounds but he couldn't make it through his vows without tears.
I believe they were exercising a muscle that doesn't often get the use it should. I was tugging and putting weight on their hearts and they responded. I love it when I see the physically strong and confident reduced to tears when their heart is involved.
That is until the end when I got at least six bone crushing hugs from the couple and their friends.
The groom filled out his tux but because of the body shape his muscles forced him to get a few sizes bigger than what looked good. So while his arms were tight and ready to split some seams, the tux didn't follow his 24 inch waist and so he looked almost comical.
The guests were similarly buffed up and filled with tattoos. I just got the feeling that if I said one wrong word or one joke that no-one laughed at; I would be crushed. Literally.
So with trepidation I began the service. The wedding planners at the chapel backed out of the door carefully once we started to run to the safety of the video room. They wanted to watch to see if I was going to make it through unscathed.
I got to the vows and the groom couldn't say them. He began blubbering like a small child and I ended up putting my hand on his shoulder to say "It's alright..." The bride teared up and then so did most of the guests. He could bench press a thousand pounds but he couldn't make it through his vows without tears.
I believe they were exercising a muscle that doesn't often get the use it should. I was tugging and putting weight on their hearts and they responded. I love it when I see the physically strong and confident reduced to tears when their heart is involved.
That is until the end when I got at least six bone crushing hugs from the couple and their friends.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
The Bloody Bride
This was a wedding to remember. The bloody bride was not some Halloween hoax or game (I’ve seen those too). The bloody bride ended up in the hospital.
Let me set the stage for you. There was just three of them at a Las Vegas chapel. The groom was new money, in his 50’s and had been married a number of times before. The bride was in her mid 20’s with the best body money can buy (IF you know what I mean). The father of the bride looked like he just came out of some backwoods somewhere: missing teeth, unkempt, thin, white wispy hair, tux hanging on him like a kid trying to fill his father’s clothes.
The groom and I waited in the chapel and I asked for the rings to put them on a pedestal in the front of the chapel yet he would not part with them. “They cost over $50,000!” he said to me, “I am not letting them out of my sight!” We finally compromised in putting them on the pedestal but having him not leave the room and walk in for the video.
The bride walked in on the arm of her father and we started the ceremony. At the time for the rings I picked up the box and, not touching the expensive rings, I offered the open box to him. While taking her ring out of the box the little finger holding the ring in was a little tougher to open than anticipated and he fumbled the ring. With a gasp from both of them the ring fell to the ground between them ... they both went for it ... at the same time.
You could hear the “CRACK!” of her nose as it broke against his forehead when the both went for the ring. She staggered back and I could see her nose bleeding profusely. Blood quickly filled her cleavage and all down her white dress as I helped her to the ground. We keep tissues around for other reasons (like tears of joy) but now the entire box was used on stopping the flow from the blood bride. The groom was little better, no blood but a nasty bump on his forehead. Soon the ambulance and security was swarming the chapel and took all three away. I never knew if they eventually got married or not.
I do know that when I walked back into the chapel after all the craziness I found the $50,000 ring, long forgotten, still on the ground. It is good to know that in the middle of all the posing and bragging the priority was in the right place.
Let me set the stage for you. There was just three of them at a Las Vegas chapel. The groom was new money, in his 50’s and had been married a number of times before. The bride was in her mid 20’s with the best body money can buy (IF you know what I mean). The father of the bride looked like he just came out of some backwoods somewhere: missing teeth, unkempt, thin, white wispy hair, tux hanging on him like a kid trying to fill his father’s clothes.
The groom and I waited in the chapel and I asked for the rings to put them on a pedestal in the front of the chapel yet he would not part with them. “They cost over $50,000!” he said to me, “I am not letting them out of my sight!” We finally compromised in putting them on the pedestal but having him not leave the room and walk in for the video.
The bride walked in on the arm of her father and we started the ceremony. At the time for the rings I picked up the box and, not touching the expensive rings, I offered the open box to him. While taking her ring out of the box the little finger holding the ring in was a little tougher to open than anticipated and he fumbled the ring. With a gasp from both of them the ring fell to the ground between them ... they both went for it ... at the same time.
You could hear the “CRACK!” of her nose as it broke against his forehead when the both went for the ring. She staggered back and I could see her nose bleeding profusely. Blood quickly filled her cleavage and all down her white dress as I helped her to the ground. We keep tissues around for other reasons (like tears of joy) but now the entire box was used on stopping the flow from the blood bride. The groom was little better, no blood but a nasty bump on his forehead. Soon the ambulance and security was swarming the chapel and took all three away. I never knew if they eventually got married or not.
I do know that when I walked back into the chapel after all the craziness I found the $50,000 ring, long forgotten, still on the ground. It is good to know that in the middle of all the posing and bragging the priority was in the right place.
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